








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1346 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 736 matches | ||
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9294 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,663 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6805 | 28% |
| Smokes | 7731 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 5045 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5082 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,670,836 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 281 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | truo | 61% | 51 |
| #2 | rejante | 52% | 547 |
| #3 | fetnite | 51% | 201 |
| #4 | HoLLoW | 50% | 58 |
| #5 | aldenS- | 50% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | HoLLoW | 50% | 58 |
| #5 | aldenS- | 50% | 80 |
| #6 | Snats | 49% | 253 |
| #7 | reginaldo666 | 49% | 506 |
| #8 | NedoBrinks | 49% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reginaldo666 | 39 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | rejante | 14 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | HoLLoW | 11 | 0.0094 |
| #4 | fetnite | 10 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Snats | 7 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rejante | 3903 | 0.34 | 107 min |
| #2 | reginaldo666 | 2515 | 0.24 | 55 min |
| #3 | Snats | 555 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #4 | fetnite | 307 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #5 | NedoBrinks | 146 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rejante | +2.02 | 73 | 66 |
| #2 | truo | +1.80 | 94 | 45 |
| #3 | sono | +0.34 | 77 | 62 |
| #4 | reginaldo666 | +0.13 | 69 | 52 |
| #5 | aldenS- | -0.07 | 84 | 48 |





