








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 789 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 240 matches | ||
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4050 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,347 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7150 | 35% |
| Smokes | 5253 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4195 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3749 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $348,018 of utility $48 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 774 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BurQeriino | 34 | 0.0089 |
| #2 | Smuu | 16 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | tanu =DD | 7 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | mude | 4 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | aNGEr | 4 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BurQeriino | 537 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #2 | Smuu | 477 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #3 | tanu =DD | 405 | 0.33 | 13 min |
| #4 | rankkaniskA | 121 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | mude | 121 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wRg | +2.53 | 75 | 79 |
| #2 | Froogens | +1.41 | 82 | 64 |
| #3 | mude | +0.38 | 72 | 75 |
| #4 | Smuu | +0.18 | 66 | 70 |
| #5 | Ave Maria | -0.03 | 71 | 66 |





