








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 841 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 158 matches | ||
| Faceit | 133 matches | ||
| Esplay | 10 matches | 2,068 | |
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3399 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,348 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3797 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4460 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3154 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2937 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,263,523 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 475 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Ave Maria | 57% | 68 |
| #8 | aNGEr | 55% | 85 |
| #9 | Gäis | 54% | 46 |
| #10 | Uimaliiton puheenjohtaja | 54% | 92 |
| #11 | tanu =DD | 52% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aNGEr | 13 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | tanu =DD | 8 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | BurQeriino | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | mude | 4 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | Gäis | 4 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wRg | 808 | 0.29 | 26 min |
| #2 | tanu =DD | 615 | 0.26 | 19 min |
| #3 | Uimaliiton puheenjohtaja | 280 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #4 | BurQeriino | 220 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #5 | Ave Maria | 207 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wRg | +2.51 | 72 | 81 |
| #2 | Ave Maria | +1.62 | 69 | 70 |
| #3 | Froogens | +1.31 | 85 | 68 |
| #4 | Smuu | +1.21 | 71 | 70 |
| #5 | mude | +0.99 | 71 | 73 |





