








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 555 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 155 matches | ||
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3066 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,222 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4733 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4586 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3310 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3593 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $615,954 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 356 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | erkki | 66% | 29 |
| #2 | blackmamba | 63% | 16 |
| #3 | BurQeriino | 58% | 24 |
| #4 | Ave Maria | 52% | 48 |
| #5 | aNGEr | 52% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smuu | 9 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | wRg | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | MORO_ | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | aNGEr | 2 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | BurQeriino | 2 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wRg | 374 | 0.31 | 12 min |
| #2 | Smuu | 316 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #3 | Uimaliiton puheenjohtaja | 296 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #4 | Ave Maria | 127 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | Koistee | 101 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wRg | +2.63 | 71 | 80 |
| #2 | Ave Maria | +2.58 | 66 | 67 |
| #3 | tanu =DD | +1.20 | 72 | 80 |
| #4 | mikael | +1.13 | 46 | 67 |
| #5 | Koistee | +0.75 | 63 | 70 |





