








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1305 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3165 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,024 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5606 | 40% |
| Smokes | 3081 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2787 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2550 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $876,172 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1829 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AscenD | 75% | 24 |
| #2 | Flair | 72% | 29 |
| #3 | Billy | 72% | 29 |
| #4 | MrElite | 68% | 22 |
| #5 | omg gamer girl | 58% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AscenD | 75% | 24 |
| #2 | Flair | 72% | 29 |
| #3 | Billy | 72% | 29 |
| #4 | MrElite | 68% | 22 |
| #5 | omg gamer girl | 58% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AscenD | 2 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Billy | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | omg gamer girl | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flair | 80 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #2 | MrElite | 49 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | Billy | 33 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #4 | AscenD | 20 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | omg gamer girl | 17 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flair | +4.98 | 69 | 76 |
| #2 | AscenD | +2.99 | 39 | 58 |
| #3 | doakes | +1.93 | 67 | 55 |
| #4 | Billy | +0.24 | 50 | 38 |
| #5 | omg gamer girl | -1.38 | 55 | 44 |





