








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 388 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 192 matches | ||
| Premier | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4261 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,061 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3584 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5390 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 1461 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 3626 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,505,752 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 872 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Defy- | 55% | 294 |
| #2 | Donnj | 55% | 222 |
| #3 | Jenso* | 54% | 241 |
| #4 | asapppp. ᵉⁿᵈ | 53% | 107 |
| #5 | rare w | 53% | 190 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Defy- | 1285 | 0.21 | 33 min |
| #2 | rare w | 782 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| #3 | Jenso* | 662 | 0.13 | 18 min |
| #4 | dätti | 517 | 0.23 | 14 min |
| #5 | Donnj | 510 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Defy- | +3.33 | 90 | 62 |
| #2 | Noo_q | +0.77 | 73 | 52 |
| #3 | Jenso* | +0.75 | 69 | 69 |
| #4 | Donnj | +0.37 | 79 | 69 |
| #5 | dätti | -0.47 | 71 | 68 |





