








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 188 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 137 matches | ||
| Faceit | 77 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3405 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,747 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1242 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1755 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2448 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2302 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $531,491 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 160 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S v e n | 76% | 21 |
| #2 | animal abuser | 73% | 33 |
| #3 | 1738 | 68% | 22 |
| #4 | handikappensorg | 65% | 106 |
| #5 | ams | 62% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | calu | 61% | 113 |
| #7 | Kuisis | 55% | 69 |
| #8 | -ov | 55% | 22 |
| #9 | Aurora | 46% | 70 |
| #10 | BunBun #refrag.gg | 35% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | calu | 14 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | handikappensorg | 11 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | Kuisis | 5 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | S v e n | 2 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | 1738 | 2 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | handikappensorg | 397 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #2 | calu | 378 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #3 | Kuisis | 301 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #4 | S v e n | 101 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #5 | animal abuser | 74 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | animal abuser | +3.31 | 87 | 70 |
| #2 | calu | +2.75 | 88 | 61 |
| #3 | Kuisis | +2.72 | 74 | 69 |
| #4 | Sun Tzu said Ohio is based | +1.73 | 69 | 47 |
| #5 | ams | +1.33 | 81 | 72 |





