








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 263 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 596 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4575 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,137 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1696 | 14% |
| Smokes | 4990 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 2934 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2517 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,692,474 of utility $259 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kuisis | 25 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | ♡ParadoX♡ | 6 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | Chyphix | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Kush it to the limit' | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | BunBun #refrag.gg | 4 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kuisis | 2009 | 0.19 | 52 min |
| #2 | BunBun #refrag.gg | 528 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #3 | -ov | 498 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #4 | Shane ㋛ | 322 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #5 | ✪Lazarus | 256 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kuisis | +2.93 | 77 | 68 |
| #2 | ✪ m0ment | +2.13 | 73 | 71 |
| #3 | Kuisis | +1.84 | 73 | 67 |
| #4 | Sun Tzu said Ohio is based | +1.59 | 71 | 51 |
| #5 | Shane ㋛ | +1.54 | 76 | 77 |





