








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1504 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 153 matches | ||
| Faceit | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7539 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,017 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4918 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5436 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4902 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4761 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,913,582 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 713 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Haru | 75% | 36 |
| #2 | ShatteredQuark | 72% | 89 |
| #3 | dramatron | 62% | 272 |
| #4 | titter | 61% | 111 |
| #5 | mungeR | 61% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Kate | 49% | 78 |
| #10 | c0dA//.- | 49% | 37 |
| #11 | Jadsta | 45% | 77 |
| #12 | m | 44% | 50 |
| #13 | majin_bukkake | 40% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dramatron | 17 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Kate | 11 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | ShatteredQuark | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | titter | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Jadsta | 3 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dramatron | 1389 | 0.25 | 40 min |
| #2 | titter | 445 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #3 | mungeR | 207 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #4 | ShatteredQuark | 196 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | Haru | 188 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b' | +3.30 | 84 | 62 |
| #2 | Haru | +2.18 | 85 | 75 |
| #3 | dramatron | +1.56 | 81 | 70 |
| #4 | Kate | +1.42 | 71 | 49 |
| #5 | titter | +1.14 | 83 | 68 |





