








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1493 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 747 matches | ||
| Faceit | 129 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11815 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,492 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10667 | 29% |
| Smokes | 9797 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 7520 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 8508 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,215,460 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1312 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nusara^_- | 61% | 74 |
| #2 | 𝙨𝙖𝙢.𝙢𝙪 | 58% | 176 |
| #3 | lucky not botak | 56% | 169 |
| #4 | gorf | 56% | 212 |
| #5 | Sasha | 55% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | yuqs | 51% | 111 |
| #11 | fuyu | 50% | 339 |
| #12 | 猎刚猪 | 50% | 209 |
| #13 | Haku | 49% | 83 |
| #14 | lucida | 45% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lucida | 16 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | 猎刚猪 | 12 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | TEMPORALIS | 7 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | Haku | 7 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | 𝙨𝙖𝙢.𝙢𝙪 | 5 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙨𝙖𝙢.𝙢𝙪 | 857 | 0.22 | 24 min |
| #2 | gorf | 845 | 0.19 | 19 min |
| #3 | 猎刚猪 | 742 | 0.17 | 20 min |
| #4 | Wukong | 423 | 0.19 | 12 min |
| #5 | fuyu | 393 | 0.06 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TEMPORALIS | +4.17 | 74 | 82 |
| #2 | Nusara^_- | +2.50 | 83 | 62 |
| #3 | bubububu | +1.91 | 74 | 53 |
| #4 | Wukong | +1.09 | 62 | 67 |
| #5 | Sasha | +0.95 | 66 | 65 |





