








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 875 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 788 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




89 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8040 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,426 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11942 | 34% |
| Smokes | 9731 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6780 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 6973 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,900,955 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4012 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Slwn1c | 59% | 63 |
| #2 | gorf | 55% | 96 |
| #3 | Faisal | 55% | 93 |
| #4 | MR MEE6 | 53% | 77 |
| #5 | White Meat𐂃 | 52% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | TEMPORALIS | 46% | 209 |
| #12 | yuqs | 45% | 73 |
| #13 | brooding in their castle | 43% | 136 |
| #14 | Red Bull Ampol Racing | 41% | 122 |
| #15 | plus 25 | 39% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lucida | 48 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | brooding in their castle | 46 | 0.0161 |
| #3 | TEMPORALIS | 41 | 0.0093 |
| #4 | MR MEE6 | 24 | 0.0157 |
| #5 | Faisal | 20 | 0.0106 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lucida | 956 | 0.17 | 21 min |
| #2 | TEMPORALIS | 776 | 0.18 | 22 min |
| #3 | meepupu | 521 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #4 | fuyu | 430 | 0.06 | 11 min |
| #5 | Faisal | 373 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yuqs | +3.53 | 67 | 76 |
| #2 | TEMPORALIS | +3.25 | 62 | 78 |
| #3 | Faisal | +2.70 | 53 | 79 |
| #4 | White Meat𐂃 | +2.50 | 63 | 77 |
| #5 | MR MEE6 | +1.14 | 54 | 54 |





