








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2146 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 702 matches | ||
| Faceit | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10860 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,891 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8650 | 32% |
| Smokes | 6484 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5638 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 6119 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,455,842 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2048 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nusara^_- | 69% | 88 |
| #2 | gorf | 65% | 69 |
| #3 | bubububu | 59% | 68 |
| #4 | meepupu | 58% | 176 |
| #5 | Wukong | 57% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nusara^_- | +2.09 | 81 | 59 |
| #2 | bubububu | +1.70 | 73 | 54 |
| #3 | 𝙨𝙖𝙢.𝙢𝙪 | +1.31 | 72 | 67 |
| #4 | Wukong | +1.19 | 61 | 67 |
| #5 | meepupu | +0.52 | 61 | 67 |





