








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 594 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 260 matches | ||
| Premier | 229 matches | ||
| Wingman | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5803 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,444 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5795 | 27% |
| Smokes | 6024 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4010 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 5615 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,686,523 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 87 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | benters - Остановить войну в Укр | 60% | 77 |
| #2 | c1bi´ | 57% | 83 |
| #3 | kixo | 53% | 114 |
| #4 | GameSchaedl -iwnl- | 52% | 96 |
| #5 | erN | 52% | 287 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | erN | 4 | 0.0007 |
| #2 | xTy | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | c1bi´ | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | lokonat0r | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | Neko Ashura | 3 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | luckue[K] | 681 | 0.27 | 22 min |
| #2 | erN | 592 | 0.11 | 18 min |
| #3 | xTy | 403 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #4 | eNdryK | 351 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #5 | lokonat0r | 317 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | luckue[K] | +1.82 | 82 | 80 |
| #2 | GameSchaedl -iwnl- | +1.28 | 84 | 73 |
| #3 | Komoda- | +0.89 | 88 | 68 |
| #4 | MR.JACKPOT | +0.60 | 66 | 59 |
| #5 | eNdryK | +0.41 | 79 | 69 |





