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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 29 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1003 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,874 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 782 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1351 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1310 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1431 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $449,100 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Darth92 | 72% | 18 |
| #2 | LePandaJN | 70% | 10 |
| #3 | Konix_ | 68% | 34 |
| #4 | Alvinroow❤ | 56% | 27 |
| #5 | TheSmooky | 54% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | MINIKURO | 48% | 23 |
| #10 | KUROZEN | 45% | 77 |
| #11 | Aiklight | 44% | 25 |
| #12 | AlexDrozdzii | 42% | 65 |
| #13 | bigflouz | 32% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheSmooky | 39 | 0.0179 |
| #2 | Naymos | 13 | 0.0171 |
| #3 | KUROZEN | 12 | 0.0077 |
| #4 | AlexDrozdzii | 11 | 0.0082 |
| #5 | Chuck Norris | 11 | 0.0103 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheSmooky | 478 | 0.22 | 12 min |
| #2 | Chuck Norris | 152 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | KUROZEN | 144 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | AlexDrozdzii | 111 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | Naymos | 90 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheSmooky | +4.75 | 87 | 75 |
| #2 | Darth92 | +3.55 | 69 | 53 |
| #3 | ADN | +3.41 | 90 | 47 |
| #4 | KUROZEN | +1.61 | 75 | 64 |
| #5 | MINIKURO | +0.91 | 72 | 48 |





