








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 817 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 494 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6274 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,604 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3603 | 22% |
| Smokes | 6019 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 2396 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 4586 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,278,634 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2135 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Glade (Trading Skins) | 47% | 154 |
| #2 | Agile Walrus | 45% | 62 |
| #3 | Ally Lotti | 38% | 61 |
| #4 | Slizzard | 32% | 41 |
| #5 | Mahammed Salahuddin Fahad Rehman | 19% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Glade (Trading Skins) | 47% | 154 |
| #2 | Agile Walrus | 45% | 62 |
| #3 | Ally Lotti | 38% | 61 |
| #4 | Slizzard | 32% | 41 |
| #5 | Mahammed Salahuddin Fahad Rehman | 19% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Glade (Trading Skins) | 17 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | Ally Lotti | 9 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | Slizzard | 5 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | Agile Walrus | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Mahammed Salahuddin Fahad Rehman | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ally Lotti | 155 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #2 | Agile Walrus | 122 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | Slizzard | 118 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | Glade (Trading Skins) | 116 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | Mahammed Salahuddin Fahad Rehman | 102 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ally Lotti | +2.29 | 81 | 50 |
| #2 | ButteredPopcorn | +1.16 | 74 | 57 |
| #3 | Agile Walrus | +1.14 | 67 | 64 |
| #4 | Mahammed Salahuddin Fahad Rehman | -1.82 | 44 | 65 |
| #5 | Glade (Trading Skins) | -3.28 | 41 | 36 |





