








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 456 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
762 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,998 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 937 | 31% |
| Smokes | 708 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 819 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 534 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $863,818 of utility $234 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 238 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Glade (Trading Skins) | 37% | 41 |
| #2 | BenzodaWhip | 33% | 21 |
| #3 | ButteredPopcorn | 32% | 41 |
| #4 | Mahammed Salahuddin Fahad Rehman | 26% | 54 |
| #5 | Ally Lotti | 25% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | BenzodaWhip | 33% | 21 |
| #3 | ButteredPopcorn | 32% | 41 |
| #4 | Mahammed Salahuddin Fahad Rehman | 26% | 54 |
| #5 | Ally Lotti | 25% | 55 |
| #6 | Space | 25% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ally Lotti | 10 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | ButteredPopcorn | 9 | 0.0107 |
| #3 | Mahammed Salahuddin Fahad Rehman | 5 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Glade (Trading Skins) | 5 | 0.0059 |
| #5 | Space | 3 | 0.0112 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mahammed Salahuddin Fahad Rehman | 123 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #2 | Ally Lotti | 113 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | ButteredPopcorn | 100 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | Glade (Trading Skins) | 48 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | BenzodaWhip | 27 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ally Lotti | +4.74 | 82 | 53 |
| #2 | ButteredPopcorn | +4.10 | 72 | 61 |
| #3 | BenzodaWhip | +0.84 | 52 | 48 |
| #4 | Glade (Trading Skins) | -0.81 | 43 | 34 |
| #5 | Mahammed Salahuddin Fahad Rehman | -1.51 | 46 | 60 |





