








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 176 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 78 matches | ||
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1189 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,397 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 752 | 17% |
| Smokes | 946 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1414 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1285 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $492,731 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 50 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MeLViS | 61% | 18 |
| #2 | Pazia | 55% | 51 |
| #3 | Second2None | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | ranzau | 54% | 105 |
| #5 | father m | 53% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | V1K!NG | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | JMC | 5 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | father m | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | ranzau | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Pazia | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JMC | 256 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #2 | father m | 247 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | Pazia | 173 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #4 | ranzau | 129 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | V1K!NG | 117 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | father m | +2.52 | 34 | 74 |
| #2 | Pazia | +2.43 | 76 | 85 |
| #3 | JMC | +0.71 | 63 | 80 |
| #4 | ranzau | +0.37 | 29 | 64 |
| #5 | Jojjer | -0.62 | 48 | 49 |





