








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 182 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 211 matches | ||
| Premier | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4481 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,182 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2130 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2203 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2876 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1973 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,556,359 of utility $202 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 141 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ToXiC_SLaYeR_99 | 78% | 23 |
| #2 | Crisis | 77% | 30 |
| #3 | yrneh | 77% | 30 |
| #4 | Ginger Tastic | 76% | 29 |
| #5 | p1 | 62% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | littlewooperband | 57% | 235 |
| #9 | RydrakeX | 56% | 244 |
| #10 | MasterMonkey2 | 52% | 163 |
| #11 | brconner44 | 44% | 86 |
| #12 | UnintensifiedFailure | 41% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RydrakeX | 7 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | littlewooperband | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | UnintensifiedFailure | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | p1 | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Jordan "Ghoul" Carter | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RydrakeX | 685 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #2 | littlewooperband | 620 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #3 | MasterMonkey2 | 313 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #4 | p1 | 209 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #5 | Faze dog eater | 200 | 0.43 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | intense | +3.98 | 82 | 58 |
| #2 | p1 | +3.70 | 87 | 60 |
| #3 | RydrakeX | +3.23 | 84 | 52 |
| #4 | Crisis | +1.61 | 74 | 68 |
| #5 | yrneh | +1.10 | 77 | 59 |





