








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 475 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 239 matches | ||
| Faceit | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Esplay | 4 matches | 2,258 | |
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5317 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,980 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4421 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4240 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2954 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 4365 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,131,723 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 868 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eymz | 66% | 156 |
| #2 | Harsann | 62% | 58 |
| #3 | SKITSPEL | 61% | 132 |
| #4 | Mordi | 57% | 28 |
| #5 | MasterOogway420☑ | 54% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Harsann | 62% | 58 |
| #3 | SKITSPEL | 61% | 132 |
| #4 | Mordi | 57% | 28 |
| #5 | MasterOogway420☑ | 54% | 28 |
| #6 | Liz | 50% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SKITSPEL | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Mordi | 3 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | eymz | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | Liz | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SKITSPEL | 611 | 0.23 | 16 min |
| #2 | eymz | 532 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #3 | MasterOogway420☑ | 168 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #4 | Harsann | 128 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Liz | 119 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eymz | +2.97 | 87 | 67 |
| #2 | ogge | +2.62 | 83 | 65 |
| #3 | Harsann | +1.14 | 87 | 52 |
| #4 | Liz | +1.12 | 81 | 62 |
| #5 | SKITSPEL | -0.22 | 75 | 72 |





