








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1038 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 777 matches | ||
| Premier | 113 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9774 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 39,163 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13341 | 34% |
| Smokes | 11166 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5666 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 8990 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,871,448 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 252 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DanneMannen | 57% | 53 |
| #2 | DanHol | 55% | 89 |
| #3 | linglong | 55% | 198 |
| #4 | torsten ☆ | 54% | 79 |
| #5 | vikkej | 54% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | URKANGURKAN | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | B.O.B | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | linglong | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | Ugglis | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | CroHap | 2 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stenqvist ★ | 985 | 0.18 | 26 min |
| #2 | B.O.B | 973 | 0.19 | 29 min |
| #3 | URKANGURKAN | 483 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #4 | vikkej | 475 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #5 | MamaMaestro | 425 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DanneMannen | +2.95 | 84 | 64 |
| #2 | DanHol | +2.42 | 90 | 55 |
| #3 | MamaMaestro | +1.97 | 78 | 65 |
| #4 | B.O.B | +1.59 | 75 | 72 |
| #5 | Swooshi | +1.49 | 77 | 50 |





