








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1256 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 323 matches | ||
| Premier | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 108 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6547 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,147 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2252 | 13% |
| Smokes | 4291 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5164 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 5440 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,308,829 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 177 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rally | 60% | 124 |
| #2 | Guggen | 60% | 30 |
| #3 | grynnas | 60% | 80 |
| #4 | Sweeg ;) | 58% | 38 |
| #5 | Benjamin Ali | 56% | 195 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Mandela | 54% | 299 |
| #12 | Killakon | 53% | 49 |
| #13 | ssooroaro | 51% | 37 |
| #14 | Leoboy | 50% | 30 |
| #15 | Cawke | 49% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mandela | 17 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Benjamin Ali | 10 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Willie smalls | 9 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Arre | 8 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | gLADzERA | 5 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Benjamin Ali | 861 | 0.21 | 19 min |
| #2 | gLADzERA | 832 | 0.11 | 25 min |
| #3 | Mandela | 826 | 0.13 | 21 min |
| #4 | Willie smalls | 505 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #5 | ♥ Fabzter ♥ | 491 | 0.10 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Guggen | +3.44 | 83 | 71 |
| #2 | ♥ Fabzter ♥ | +2.03 | 67 | 60 |
| #3 | Oeht | +1.90 | 73 | 59 |
| #4 | Sweeg ;) | +1.21 | 73 | 70 |
| #5 | Arre | +1.08 | 75 | 55 |





