








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 379 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 230 matches | ||
| Esplay | 2 matches | 1,831 | |
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2261 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,032 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1679 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1751 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1950 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1652 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $999,965 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tobbe Den Korte | 58% | 69 |
| #2 | NLY | 55% | 93 |
| #3 | Rekanized | 54% | 24 |
| #4 | Pl4yGround | 54% | 111 |
| #5 | brize #2 | 52% | 217 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Shiloh Jr | 50% | 18 |
| #8 | Peace | 50% | 70 |
| #9 | Cayeen | 50% | 76 |
| #10 | Nicklas | 48% | 23 |
| #11 | DBS | 47% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NLY | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #2 | Peace | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | Nicklas | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | brize #2 | 771 | 0.16 | 25 min |
| #2 | ze! | 291 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #3 | Cayeen | 268 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #4 | Pl4yGround | 239 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | NLY | 200 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tobbe Den Korte | +2.07 | 81 | 51 |
| #2 | Pl4yGround | +1.23 | 69 | 66 |
| #3 | Cayeen | +0.66 | 63 | 83 |
| #4 | brize #2 | +0.59 | 69 | 81 |
| #5 | ze! | +0.11 | 77 | 58 |





