








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1459 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 754 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Esplay | 12 matches | 1,823 | |
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 123 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8031 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,185 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13181 | 32% |
| Smokes | 8665 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 11243 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 8096 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,701,584 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1287 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tobbe Den Korte | 53% | 257 |
| #2 | Peace | 52% | 411 |
| #3 | Pl4yGround | 52% | 493 |
| #4 | GAL1L30 | 52% | 217 |
| #5 | ze! | 51% | 539 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | 💙JAMESTIME | 51% | 91 |
| #7 | Cayeen | 51% | 386 |
| #8 | NLY | 50% | 405 |
| #9 | DBS | 48% | 96 |
| #10 | Nicklas | 44% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cayeen | 3 | 0.0003 |
| #2 | NLY | 2 | 0.0002 |
| #3 | 💙JAMESTIME | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Peace | 1 | 0.0001 |
| #5 | Tobbe Den Korte | 1 | 0.0002 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cayeen | 1254 | 0.15 | 32 min |
| #2 | ze! | 841 | 0.07 | 21 min |
| #3 | Pl4yGround | 836 | 0.08 | 16 min |
| #4 | NLY | 740 | 0.08 | 19 min |
| #5 | Peace | 650 | 0.07 | 16 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tobbe Den Korte | +1.95 | 80 | 49 |
| #2 | Pl4yGround | +0.96 | 72 | 65 |
| #3 | brize #2 | +0.39 | 69 | 80 |
| #4 | Cayeen | +0.38 | 68 | 83 |
| #5 | ze! | +0.29 | 77 | 61 |





