








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 516 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 588 matches | ||
| Esplay | 5 matches | 2,041 | |
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6406 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,497 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4818 | 19% |
| Smokes | 6607 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6315 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 7757 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,661,142 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1493 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 💙JAMESTIME | 57% | 51 |
| #2 | Rekanized | 56% | 39 |
| #3 | Tobbe Den Korte | 56% | 203 |
| #4 | GAL1L30 | 54% | 111 |
| #5 | ze! | 53% | 348 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | brize #2 | 52% | 493 |
| #7 | Peace | 52% | 422 |
| #8 | Cayeen | 50% | 301 |
| #9 | NLY | 50% | 276 |
| #10 | DBS | 40% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cayeen | 3 | 0.0004 |
| #2 | brize #2 | 2 | 0.0002 |
| #3 | Peace | 2 | 0.0002 |
| #4 | ze! | 2 | 0.0003 |
| #5 | NLY | 2 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | brize #2 | 1437 | 0.13 | 46 min |
| #2 | Cayeen | 968 | 0.14 | 24 min |
| #3 | Peace | 620 | 0.07 | 16 min |
| #4 | NLY | 507 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #5 | ze! | 470 | 0.06 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tobbe Den Korte | +1.75 | 80 | 47 |
| #2 | Pl4yGround | +0.93 | 72 | 65 |
| #3 | ze! | +0.35 | 78 | 60 |
| #4 | brize #2 | +0.22 | 69 | 79 |
| #5 | Cayeen | +0.21 | 68 | 83 |





