








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 253 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 245 matches | ||
| Faceit | 195 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4855 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,237 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4851 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3294 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3387 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2705 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,839,493 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | life | 56% | 32 |
| #2 | Vert | 53% | 310 |
| #3 | kdm87 | 53% | 177 |
| #4 | Crispy | 53% | 34 |
| #5 | ✪Traxs | 52% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | person70 | 22 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Vert | 16 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | uhMeyer | 9 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | kdm87 | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | ✪Traxs | 8 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | uhMeyer | 1059 | 0.13 | 27 min |
| #2 | person70 | 688 | 0.11 | 20 min |
| #3 | kdm87 | 325 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #4 | Vert | 317 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #5 | Crispy | 156 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vert | +1.13 | 81 | 43 |
| #2 | ✪Traxs | +1.04 | 79 | 58 |
| #3 | uhMeyer | +0.66 | 81 | 63 |
| #4 | person70 | +0.56 | 83 | 65 |
| #5 | kdm87 | +0.17 | 75 | 56 |





