








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 630 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 543 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4233 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,300 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3159 | 16% |
| Smokes | 4713 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 6586 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 5842 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,576,366 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 424 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HackerClan™ | 53% | 135 |
| #2 | SmollDwagun | 53% | 100 |
| #3 | Clx | 53% | 57 |
| #4 | meisenb | 51% | 185 |
| #5 | PUMA D KINQ | 51% | 257 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | PUMA D KINQ | 51% | 257 |
| #6 | BOSS | 48% | 96 |
| #7 | Pray.- | 45% | 78 |
| #8 | MajesticBTW:/ | 42% | 76 |
| #9 | Remmy | 41% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | meisenb | 15 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Clx | 12 | 0.0102 |
| #3 | PUMA D KINQ | 9 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | HackerClan™ | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Remmy | 3 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PUMA D KINQ | 896 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #2 | meisenb | 664 | 0.17 | 19 min |
| #3 | SmollDwagun | 349 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #4 | HackerClan™ | 334 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #5 | BOSS | 296 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Clx | +3.56 | 86 | 54 |
| #2 | meisenb | +1.38 | 75 | 72 |
| #3 | BOSS | +0.63 | 65 | 78 |
| #4 | NoKXeN | +0.55 | 75 | 57 |
| #5 | HackerClan™ | +0.42 | 64 | 65 |





