








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 669 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 836 matches | ||
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 98 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




175 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8857 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,460 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4304 | 20% |
| Smokes | 5789 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6089 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5278 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,625,865 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1372 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Roy💮 | 16 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Csb2015 | 15 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Caleb | 11 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | bryant | 8 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | Marcus Halberstram | 3 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Polaris | +2.59 | 62 | 50 |
| #2 | Caleb | +1.99 | 73 | 55 |
| #3 | bryant | +0.75 | 82 | 49 |
| #4 | Csb2015 | +0.74 | 61 | 57 |
| #5 | Roy💮 | +0.57 | 59 | 45 |





