








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 998 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 201 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4652 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,513 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4666 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4924 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3716 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4207 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,567,146 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 56 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Epicelf | 62% | 125 |
| #2 | [AS] BasTyroX | 60% | 42 |
| #3 | Nummer #. 3 | 56% | 34 |
| #4 | Number #. 4 | 56% | 52 |
| #5 | SaekO N°2 | 54% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Saekod IV | 51% | 241 |
| #9 | Romeyy9 | 48% | 179 |
| #10 | [FR] Le Noune | 48% | 48 |
| #11 | Marquis | 47% | 62 |
| #12 | Antall #. 2 | 45% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Redskull.Is.N°5 | 9 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Saekod IV | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | kamig_T-P | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Marquis | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | SaekO N°2 | 3 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saekod IV | 929 | 0.19 | 26 min |
| #2 | Redskull.Is.N°5 | 770 | 0.18 | 21 min |
| #3 | kamig_T-P | 310 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #4 | Antall #. 2 | 293 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #5 | SaekO N°2 | 255 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marquis | +2.20 | 61 | 63 |
| #2 | Nummer #. 3 | +1.77 | 63 | 72 |
| #3 | Redskull.Is.N°5 | +1.68 | 59 | 73 |
| #4 | Arzzreon | +1.62 | 78 | 70 |
| #5 | Antall #. 2 | +1.41 | 62 | 72 |





