








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 146 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 220 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2636 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,173 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4280 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3889 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3498 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2506 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $713,483 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Script Ekko | 73% | 22 |
| #2 | Epicelf | 64% | 59 |
| #3 | Redskull.Is.N°5 | 61% | 23 |
| #4 | Dydy | 58% | 92 |
| #5 | PLI$$KEN | 56% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Siffra #. 1-S | 482 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #2 | š«ššššš | 337 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #3 | Arzzreon | 230 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | Nummer #. 3 | 187 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #5 | Antall #. 2 | 174 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Redskull.Is.N°5 | +3.63 | 52 | 79 |
| #2 | Siffra #. 1-S | +2.22 | 67 | 76 |
| #3 | Nummer #. 3 | +2.07 | 72 | 79 |
| #4 | PLI$$KEN | +2.05 | 90 | 53 |
| #5 | Script Ekko | +1.34 | 58 | 67 |





