








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 645 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 208 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3101 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,018 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4671 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4421 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5107 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3819 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $563,074 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 38 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aim | 74% | 23 |
| #2 | [AS] ✟ Nicolas ✟ | 60% | 50 |
| #3 | 4strix | 59% | 22 |
| #4 | Epicelf | 59% | 63 |
| #5 | Antall #. 2 | 58% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Redskull.Is.N°5 | 54% | 35 |
| #9 | SaekO N°2 | 54% | 56 |
| #10 | ʀ⠀ɪ⠀ᴠ⠀ᴀ | 51% | 105 |
| #11 | Saekod IV | 50% | 34 |
| #12 | Number #. 4 | 36% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ʀ⠀ɪ⠀ᴠ⠀ᴀ | 15 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | [AS] ✟ Nicolas ✟ | 12 | 0.0115 |
| #3 | Arzzreon | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Redskull.Is.N°5 | 4 | 0.0059 |
| #5 | 4strix | 3 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arzzreon | 286 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | ʀ⠀ɪ⠀ᴠ⠀ᴀ | 242 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | SaekO N°2 | 168 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | Antall #. 2 | 154 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | Saekod IV | 123 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4strix | +3.19 | 69 | 50 |
| #2 | Antall #. 2 | +2.37 | 71 | 75 |
| #3 | Redskull.Is.N°5 | +2.16 | 63 | 78 |
| #4 | ʀ⠀ɪ⠀ᴠ⠀ᴀ | +1.83 | 66 | 51 |
| #5 | Aim | +1.21 | 52 | 42 |





