








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 604 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2796 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,282 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4239 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3134 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3017 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1892 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $883,544 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SaekO N°2 | 61% | 23 |
| #2 | [AS] BasTyroX | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | Epicelf | 58% | 76 |
| #4 | kamig_T-P | 54% | 35 |
| #5 | Arzzreon | 53% | 207 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Saekod IV | 49% | 234 |
| #7 | Noname | 48% | 145 |
| #8 | [FR] Le Noune | 48% | 44 |
| #9 | Marquis | 44% | 57 |
| #10 | 𝑫𝒐𝒖𝒚𝒐𝒖 | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saekod IV | 9 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Arzzreon | 8 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Marquis | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Noname | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Epicelf | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saekod IV | 912 | 0.19 | 26 min |
| #2 | Arzzreon | 750 | 0.18 | 23 min |
| #3 | Noname | 195 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | Marquis | 136 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | [FR] Le Noune | 92 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marquis | +1.92 | 61 | 65 |
| #2 | Arzzreon | +1.84 | 79 | 74 |
| #3 | Redskull.Is.N°5 | +1.54 | 61 | 72 |
| #4 | SaekO N°2 | +1.07 | 59 | 75 |
| #5 | kamig_T-P | -0.41 | 54 | 54 |





