








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 738 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 267 matches | ||
| Premier | 214 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4436 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,957 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3346 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3770 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4275 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5566 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,968,404 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 98 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Redskull.Is.N°5 | 48% | 145 |
| #2 | Arzzreon | 48% | 179 |
| #3 | Saekod IV | 48% | 180 |
| #4 | [FR] Le Noune | 46% | 54 |
| #5 | Marquis | 44% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Arzzreon | 48% | 179 |
| #3 | Saekod IV | 48% | 180 |
| #4 | [FR] Le Noune | 46% | 54 |
| #5 | Marquis | 44% | 66 |
| #6 | Valux | 43% | 194 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arzzreon | 10 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Saekod IV | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Redskull.Is.N°5 | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Valux | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Marquis | 4 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saekod IV | 722 | 0.20 | 20 min |
| #2 | Arzzreon | 656 | 0.18 | 20 min |
| #3 | Redskull.Is.N°5 | 556 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| #4 | Valux | 309 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | Marquis | 152 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marquis | +1.99 | 60 | 64 |
| #2 | Arzzreon | +1.98 | 81 | 77 |
| #3 | Redskull.Is.N°5 | +1.39 | 60 | 71 |
| #4 | Romeyy9 | +0.10 | 65 | 60 |
| #5 | Saekod IV | -1.43 | 60 | 74 |





