








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 563 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 88 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2229 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,996 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 486 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1008 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 947 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 555 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $865,840 of utility $210 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 204 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EzArne | 537 | 0.22 | 16 min |
| #2 | tokkyu | 485 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #3 | Dr. med. Klatsch Mayer | 241 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | Schwanzlurch | 205 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | Minospikruski | 112 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Minospikruski | +4.03 | 46 | 77 |
| #2 | oSeЯft | +1.58 | 77 | 43 |
| #3 | Tschan-old | +1.45 | 75 | 70 |
| #4 | EzArne | +1.34 | 58 | 74 |
| #5 | tokkyu | -0.11 | 63 | 58 |





