








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 543 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1449 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,245 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2239 | 43% |
| Smokes | 1094 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1432 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 480 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $489,869 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tokkyu | 361 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #2 | Dr. med. Klatsch Mayer | 197 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | Schwanzlurch | 146 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | oSeЯft | 79 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #5 | Tschan-old | 29 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tschan-old | +2.86 | 63 | 74 |
| #2 | oSeЯft | +1.03 | 77 | 43 |
| #3 | EzArne | +0.93 | 59 | 75 |
| #4 | tokkyu | -0.18 | 66 | 59 |
| #5 | Dr. med. Klatsch Mayer | -0.77 | 42 | 44 |





