








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 54 matches | ||
| Faceit | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5600 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,840 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8590 | 33% |
| Smokes | 6031 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4863 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 6356 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,213,863 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 99 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kermasperma✪-iwnl | 55% | 357 |
| #2 | MaoZedong TheGreatLeader | 54% | 50 |
| #3 | 234 | 54% | 316 |
| #4 | gamer | 51% | 131 |
| #5 | SNSU | 51% | 152 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | gamer | 51% | 131 |
| #5 | SNSU | 51% | 152 |
| #6 | Pringlus | 49% | 138 |
| #7 | Teem | 49% | 276 |
| #8 | Kari_Apio | 39% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 234 | 47 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | Kermasperma✪-iwnl | 43 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | Teem | 25 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | gamer | 7 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Pringlus | 7 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kermasperma✪-iwnl | 1230 | 0.18 | 36 min |
| #2 | 234 | 1143 | 0.19 | 27 min |
| #3 | Teem | 664 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #4 | SNSU | 361 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #5 | Pringlus | 319 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kermasperma✪-iwnl | +2.15 | 79 | 71 |
| #2 | 234 | +1.76 | 71 | 67 |
| #3 | MaoZedong TheGreatLeader | +1.11 | 59 | 68 |
| #4 | penultimate | +0.69 | 71 | 79 |
| #5 | Pringlus | +0.27 | 65 | 63 |





