








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 153 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 89 matches | ||
| Premier | 62 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2410 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,221 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2763 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3006 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1125 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 2327 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $908,506 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 104 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Ryan | 49% | 83 |
| #9 | TwentySeven | 46% | 52 |
| #10 | Sixteen | 43% | 21 |
| #11 | abe722 | 39% | 18 |
| #12 | kfy | 35% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mutant | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | redavnI www.ream.team | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | kixetic | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Jet | 2 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | TwentySeven | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jet | +2.81 | 86 | 61 |
| #2 | Ryan | +2.63 | 75 | 52 |
| #3 | kixetic | +1.19 | 59 | 59 |
| #4 | RocKin | +1.02 | 69 | 69 |
| #5 | abe722 | +0.43 | 69 | 67 |





