








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 55 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
677 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,915 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 454 | 24% |
| Smokes | 662 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 419 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 380 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $406,755 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 26 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Mandrew | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | redavnI www.ream.team | 48% | 42 |
| #3 | RocKin | 46% | 52 |
| #4 | Wolfgangstr | 42% | 55 |
| #5 | Ryan | 39% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | redavnI www.ream.team | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | RocKin | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RocKin | 184 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #2 | Ryan | 54 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | BOT Bruh | 32 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | redavnI www.ream.team | 27 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | ✪ Mandrew | 18 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cole | +6.06 | 59 | 50 |
| #2 | ✪ Mandrew | +4.63 | 87 | 66 |
| #3 | Ryan | +3.42 | 80 | 55 |
| #4 | BOT Bruh | +2.97 | 81 | 60 |
| #5 | RocKin | +1.81 | 63 | 71 |





