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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1086 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 171 matches | ||
| Premier | 138 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 41 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9470 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,616 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4323 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3111 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 3938 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4244 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,187,820 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 159 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TerpyJ Sosa | 67% | 105 |
| #2 | clev. | 63% | 156 |
| #3 | -maxDS- | 60% | 137 |
| #4 | Fifty9 | 59% | 175 |
| #5 | mjm15cs | 59% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | papa pig | 48% | 85 |
| #11 | glides | 47% | 72 |
| #12 | MGT | 46% | 52 |
| #13 | rskt brutal | 45% | 69 |
| #14 | lab | 42% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TerpyJ Sosa | +2.90 | 76 | 69 |
| #2 | -maxDS- | +2.75 | 81 | 66 |
| #3 | Toast | +1.81 | 72 | 76 |
| #4 | clev. | +1.51 | 87 | 64 |
| #5 | lab | +1.28 | 78 | 54 |





