








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2583 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 277 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 39 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 117 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14172 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 60,273 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 16834 | 28% |
| Smokes | 12292 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 14736 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 16411 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,156,408 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6200 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ALYSSA THOMAS | 87% | 340 |
| #2 | demons | 83% | 852 |
| #3 | lab | 82% | 827 |
| #4 | Rami | 81% | 255 |
| #5 | Fifty9 | 80% | 1108 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | styrofoamdonkey15 | 77% | 90 |
| #9 | sohmr | 75% | 235 |
| #10 | Cicolini | 67% | 105 |
| #11 | Tristen | 64% | 75 |
| #12 | Spacegrass | 58% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | demons | 28 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | lab | 25 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | ALYSSA THOMAS | 22 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Fifty9 | 11 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | styrofoamdonkey15 | 9 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | demons | 1248 | 0.08 | 32 min |
| #2 | lab | 1017 | 0.07 | 24 min |
| #3 | sohmr | 569 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #4 | Fifty9 | 561 | 0.03 | 12 min |
| #5 | Tristen | 507 | 0.34 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TerpyJ Sosa | +2.99 | 77 | 74 |
| #2 | Spudz | +2.72 | 84 | 60 |
| #3 | lab | +2.51 | 78 | 51 |
| #4 | Rami | +1.89 | 83 | 58 |
| #5 | howareyou | +1.79 | 86 | 74 |





