








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1721 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September






The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 293 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 63 matches | ||
| Wingman | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 34 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 22 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 86 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13159 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,186 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3092 | 11% |
| Smokes | 6083 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 10744 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 8267 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,016,703 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 689 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | lab | 80% | 944 |
| #6 | sohmr | 71% | 247 |
| #7 | Spacegrass | 61% | 84 |
| #8 | -maxDS- | 60% | 82 |
| #9 | Cicolini | 59% | 175 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TerpyJ Sosa | +3.14 | 75 | 74 |
| #2 | lab | +2.60 | 79 | 53 |
| #3 | Rami | +2.24 | 82 | 62 |
| #4 | -maxDS- | +2.09 | 80 | 69 |
| #5 | Fifty9 | +1.13 | 73 | 40 |





