








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 332 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 118 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1609 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,241 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2597 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2247 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1794 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1603 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $549,780 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 881 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elmor:D😮💨😎 | 12 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | stuba | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Jose | 4 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | topyo | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | yuho | 2 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stuba | 482 | 0.24 | 13 min |
| #2 | Elmor:D😮💨😎 | 324 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #3 | topyo | 168 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | r0NaLdi | 153 | 0.29 | 4 min |
| #5 | sterlok | 94 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sterlok | +3.05 | 69 | 69 |
| #2 | stuba | +2.42 | 86 | 76 |
| #3 | Elmor:D😮💨😎 | +1.61 | 74 | 67 |
| #4 | yuho | +0.71 | 76 | 60 |
| #5 | Jose | -0.64 | 60 | 52 |





