








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 493 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 164 matches | ||
| Faceit | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3034 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,708 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1979 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2955 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2473 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2301 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,524,920 of utility $235 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1657 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elmor:D😮💨😎 | 9 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | r0NaLdi | 7 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | topyo | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Larry | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Asikaani♥◢◤ | 4 | 0.0084 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r0NaLdi | 1074 | 0.27 | 26 min |
| #2 | stuba | 648 | 0.22 | 18 min |
| #3 | topyo | 366 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #4 | Elmor:D😮💨😎 | 233 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #5 | nikke | 146 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stuba | +3.39 | 87 | 72 |
| #2 | nikke | +2.43 | 79 | 81 |
| #3 | Happu | +1.88 | 47 | 58 |
| #4 | Elmor:D😮💨😎 | +1.59 | 72 | 68 |
| #5 | yuho | +0.90 | 74 | 63 |





