








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1112 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 278 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5516 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,284 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3679 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3647 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3967 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2991 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $907,243 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1904 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 丂ㄩㄩ尺爪丨乇丂 | 59% | 39 |
| #2 | seNji- | 57% | 35 |
| #3 | Joppe | 56% | 39 |
| #4 | stuba | 55% | 154 |
| #5 | Salam | 53% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 丂ㄩㄩ尺爪丨乇丂 | 15 | 0.0185 |
| #2 | KarPPa | 14 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | Asikaani♥◢◤ | 11 | 0.0084 |
| #4 | Jose | 9 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | topyo | 8 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r0NaLdi | 804 | 0.25 | 20 min |
| #2 | stuba | 779 | 0.24 | 21 min |
| #3 | KarPPa | 537 | 0.21 | 14 min |
| #4 | topyo | 483 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #5 | Salam | 240 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elmor:D😮💨😎 | +2.95 | 74 | 68 |
| #2 | stuba | +2.31 | 86 | 75 |
| #3 | seNji- | +1.04 | 49 | 65 |
| #4 | 丂ㄩㄩ尺爪丨乇丂 | +0.72 | 52 | 67 |
| #5 | yuho | +0.18 | 71 | 60 |





