








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 361 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 233 matches | ||
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2393 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,350 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5981 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4884 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3926 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3559 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $566,979 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 654 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elmor:D😮💨😎 | 14 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | topyo | 12 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Jose | 7 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Larry | 7 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | Asikaani♥◢◤ | 6 | 0.0071 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stuba | 1017 | 0.22 | 28 min |
| #2 | topyo | 524 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #3 | Elmor:D😮💨😎 | 356 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #4 | yuho | 301 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #5 | Larry | 146 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stuba | +2.96 | 85 | 71 |
| #2 | Elmor:D😮💨😎 | +2.14 | 73 | 68 |
| #3 | yuho | +0.29 | 74 | 63 |
| #4 | topyo | -0.64 | 69 | 64 |
| #5 | Asikaani♥◢◤ | -1.05 | 61 | 64 |





