








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 425 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 259 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2670 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,103 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1555 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2025 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2887 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2636 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,048,501 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1097 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stuba | 51% | 91 |
| #2 | yuho | 48% | 75 |
| #3 | r0NaLdi | 45% | 119 |
| #4 | topyo | 43% | 69 |
| #5 | Asikaani♥◢◤ | 41% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elmor:D😮💨😎 | 10 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | KarPPa | 7 | 0.0088 |
| #3 | r0NaLdi | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | topyo | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | yuho | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r0NaLdi | 701 | 0.27 | 18 min |
| #2 | stuba | 434 | 0.22 | 13 min |
| #3 | topyo | 266 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #4 | Elmor:D😮💨😎 | 241 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #5 | KarPPa | 180 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stuba | +3.74 | 86 | 74 |
| #2 | Elmor:D😮💨😎 | +2.80 | 71 | 70 |
| #3 | Asikaani♥◢◤ | +0.40 | 62 | 61 |
| #4 | yuho | +0.07 | 72 | 66 |
| #5 | Larry | -0.53 | 72 | 59 |





