








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 806 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 256 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4393 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,464 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1341 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2184 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1524 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1415 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,789,091 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 186 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | letsmakeout23 | 11 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Joe Cool | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | james | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | Silver Medal Frotlympian | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | crybaby radio | 3 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | letsmakeout23 | 869 | 0.22 | 22 min |
| #2 | Joe Cool | 398 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #3 | GlocNessMonster | 343 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #4 | james | 280 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #5 | Silver Medal Frotlympian | 238 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | james | +6.22 | 90 | 60 |
| #2 | crybaby radio | +3.36 | 58 | 63 |
| #3 | J1mbo | +2.13 | 85 | 41 |
| #4 | letsmakeout23 | +1.10 | 46 | 59 |
| #5 | mackee | +0.93 | 81 | 39 |





