








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 216 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 225 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1840 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,253 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2658 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1767 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 881 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 1947 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $959,187 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 407 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | letsmakeout23 | 8 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | mackee | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | crybaby radio | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Silver Medal Frotlympian | 5 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | james | 3 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | letsmakeout23 | 740 | 0.23 | 18 min |
| #2 | GlocNessMonster | 307 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #3 | crybaby radio | 253 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #4 | james | 194 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #5 | mackee | 162 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | james | +5.85 | 87 | 61 |
| #2 | crybaby radio | +4.52 | 55 | 59 |
| #3 | letsmakeout23 | +1.48 | 47 | 58 |
| #4 | mackee | +0.87 | 81 | 38 |
| #5 | GlocNessMonster | +0.46 | 39 | 56 |





