








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 176 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3347 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,106 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5226 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4364 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4280 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3236 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $990,000 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 214 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gbc NateDog | +1.96 | 81 | 48 |
| #2 | UUUUOOOOHHHH | +1.94 | 72 | 73 |
| #3 | Guy Milk | +1.15 | 69 | 75 |
| #4 | shord | +0.99 | 64 | 72 |
| #5 | Heisenberg | +0.41 | 46 | 43 |





