








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 480 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 208 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7301 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,067 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10411 | 36% |
| Smokes | 6646 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5520 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 6490 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,497,151 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 269 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UUUUOOOOHHHH | 57% | 209 |
| #2 | gbc NateDog | 54% | 166 |
| #3 | Miggy+ | 52% | 286 |
| #4 | Heisenberg | 50% | 117 |
| #5 | shord | 50% | 208 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yung baddie | 23 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | shord | 19 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | UUUUOOOOHHHH | 15 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | Miggy+ | 13 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | gbc NateDog | 10 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UUUUOOOOHHHH | +1.46 | 68 | 71 |
| #2 | gbc NateDog | +1.04 | 78 | 50 |
| #3 | Guy Milk | +0.13 | 66 | 74 |
| #4 | shord | +0.05 | 65 | 69 |
| #5 | yung baddie | -0.10 | 68 | 64 |





