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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 58 matches | ||
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3471 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,573 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2433 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1597 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1851 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 692 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,045,717 of utility $229 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2400 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UUUUOOOOHHHH | 58% | 26 |
| #2 | Miggy+ | 56% | 55 |
| #3 | gbc NateDog | 55% | 53 |
| #4 | yung baddie | 52% | 127 |
| #5 | shord | 50% | 161 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UUUUOOOOHHHH | +3.01 | 73 | 75 |
| #2 | gbc NateDog | +2.39 | 80 | 61 |
| #3 | shord | +2.19 | 64 | 77 |
| #4 | Guy Milk | +1.43 | 71 | 75 |
| #5 | Heisenberg | +1.28 | 48 | 44 |





